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You Manifested This Post

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Look, I don’t know if you’re an absolute genius, John Doe from Perth, Australia. But you came to this blog trying to find out the truth. And all I know is that you’re manifesting these words. Yep, this post is dedicated to you, to the genius inside you, and to the genius inside all of us, Internet users.

Well, I came across you, and the idea of writing about you thanks to Google Analytics. My wife was watching the weekly blog stats, and called me. She was kindda hilarious, I must admit. And she textually told me: “mirá esto, ja ja ja” (yes, we’re Spanish speakers which adds more value to your manifestation =) yay!).

The fact is that we’re using a Word-Press plugin called RSSDoodle that pulls data about some desired keywords from Technorati. On good feature is that allows you not to send all these auto posts to the blog’s frontpage. In this case the word was “SEO” and the post was crafted on February 19 2009.

The string search was between “”, so I assume I was maybe performed by the author of the post Proof That I Really Am An Absolute Genius whose blog is ranking #6 for “Internet Marketing” in Google. Not a bad SEO result, but unluckily, he does not sells SEO services to this date. I tried a whois search for that domain, but it’s registered through “WhoisGuard” so we can’t know if it’s registered from Australia. What we know is that the blog is just a test domain to demonstrate to us that high SERP positions can be achieved by… geniuses, in the author’s words: “just done as a test to see if it could be done”.

If you’re not figuring out what the purpose of this post is, maybe you haven’t watched The Matrix. In this case, I’m sure you’re not a genius =) It’s stated in the movie, by Agent Smith, that all happens by purpose. And the purpose of the original post was that you came to this e-business blog, that Google Analitycs tracked your data, that we (like any blogger) watch stats closely and frequently, that we laughed and finally enjoyed your visit, your human visit thanks to some auto-robotic-post, and that we manually write this words inspired by someone from Perth, Australia (if you were not here through some weird proxy). If this has nothing to do with blogging, well, I might not be a blogger. But I know I’m not genius but I can write in English, and I can make my words be heard out loud. And I know that blogging is about relations, and ultimately, making friends. Yes, I’m stating that an e-business blog is for making friends around the globe. And this surely demonstrate I’m not genius, but fool and that I’m not focused in making money… But, who knows? Maybe George Soros reads this post, he becomes my friend, and so on… money is a strange energy form (this was to include concepts about manifestation and law of attraction, the secret DVD, etc.)

So, this blog is not about geniuses. Sorry Mr Albert (Einstein) but you don’t have place in this post, except for your quoted words: “Imagination is more important than knowledge”. This post is merely imagination plus a bit of information poured from the analytics stats. Is it useless for the blogosphere? Sure it is. And art is useless too for humanity. And blog words are always useless, like games even if you’re a genius. Only love can sustain (Spinetta dixit), and only visits sustain blogs, but I don’t want to distract you: we still have to find out if you’re an absolute genius…

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